Geek Quotes

Quote : The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
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Quote : It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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Quote : My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
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Quote : Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you

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Quote : In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
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Quote : Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk
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Quote : Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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Quote : The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
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Quote : A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax

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Quote : Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly
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Quote : A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
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Quote : The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
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Quote : UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
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Quote : Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
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Quote : C://dos; C://dos.run; run.dos.run
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