Geek Quotes
Quote : The Web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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Quote : Microsoft - We put the "backwards" into backwards compatibility.
Quote : I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS.
, VH1's 'Stand Up Spotlight'
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Quote : Windows/NT - From the people who brought you EDLIN.
, rec.humor.funny / yucks volume 3.20
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Quote : Ok, so now we're going from the Death Star to the Borg.
, overheard on the net re: Novell's buyout of USL
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Quote : There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Quote : If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
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Quote : My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
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Quote : Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
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Quote : I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
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Quote : I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
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Quote : A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
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Quote : The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
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Quote : Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything’s going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You’ll be forced to patch the code (admit you’re wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end.
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